Cat Census · Notes

Notes from the census.

What people really do, what cats really do and where you land. Take the census.

  1. 4 min readAm I normal? The real numbers on twelve things people do when nobody's lookingYou suspect you're the only one who does it. Usually you're in a crowd, and sometimes the crowd is most people.Read the note
  2. 3 min readThe cat distribution system, explainedYou didn't choose the cat. A cat appeared on your step, under your car or in your laundry, and that was that.Read the note
  3. 3 min readWhich cat are you? The ten cats in Cat CensusEveryone who has lived with a cat knows the types. The trick is admitting which one you are.Read the note
  4. 3 min readWhy a cat picks one person in the roomTen people at the party. The cat walks past nine of them and sits on the one who said they're allergic.Read the note
  5. 2 min readIs a hot dog a sandwich? Where people actually standIt's bread around a filling. It's also obviously not a sandwich. Both of these are true to someone at your table.Read the note