Cat Census

Questions, with real numbers.

Everyday habits people admit to in surveys. Take the census and see where you land.

  1. 38% said it isIs a hot dog a sandwich?
  2. 23% said yesHave you ever pretended to be on your phone to avoid someone?
  3. 62% said yesDo you pee in the shower?
  4. 24% said alwaysSomeone bumps into you. Do you apologize?
  5. 43% said yesDo you check your phone within five minutes of waking up?
  6. 73% said betterAre you a better driver than average?
  7. 87% said yesHave you eaten something off the floor because five seconds hadn't passed?
  8. 73% said every timeDo you smell the milk even when it's not expired?
  9. 27% said alwaysDo you order the same thing every time at your usual place?
  10. 50% said camera eats firstDo you photograph your food before eating it?
  11. 59% said yesIs pineapple allowed on pizza?
  12. 53% said weeklyHave you thrown away leftovers you swore you'd eat?
  13. 76% said alwaysDo you tip on takeout?
  14. 80% said every timeDo you send food back when it's wrong?
  15. 69% said five is lowHave you ever set five alarms to wake up once?
  16. 37% said every dayDo you make your bed every morning?
  17. 12% said yesHave you ever fallen asleep on a call?
  18. 33% said alwaysDo you check your phone if you wake up at 3 a.m.?
  19. 37% said every nightHave you fallen asleep with the TV on this week?
  20. 25% said most morningsDo you remember your dreams?
  21. 23% said yes, proudlyDo you sleep with a stuffed animal as an adult?
  22. 42% said probably threeDo you have a subscription you forgot you're paying for?
  23. 50% said alwaysDo you pick up a penny off the street?
  24. 48% said alwaysDo you haggle at markets?
  25. 76% said alwaysDo you keep cash on you?
  26. 16% said yesHave you bought something because the ad was too accurate?
  27. 53% said usuallyDo you round up for charity at checkout?
  28. 30% said every timeDo you treat yourself after a bad day with money?
  29. 64% said moneyWould you rather have more money or more time?
  30. 75% said severalHave you ever muted a group chat you're in?
  31. 61% said drafts on draftsHave you ever rehearsed a text before sending it?
  32. 52% said hostDo you host or prefer to be hosted?
  33. 88% said rudeIs it rude to text at dinner with friends?
  34. 32% said yesHave you ever ghosted a friend instead of ending it?
  35. 35% said alwaysDo you say yes to meetings you know are useless?
  36. 40% said yesHave you taken a sick day when you weren't sick?
  37. 45% said yesHave you cried at work?
  38. 19% said alwaysDo you answer calls from unknown numbers?
  39. 52% said yesWould you take a pay cut to work from home forever?
  40. 48% said every oneDo you use all your vacation days?
  41. 65% said yesDo you load the dishwasher a specific way and fix other people's attempts?
  42. 49% said it's a lifestyleDo you have a chair of clothes?
  43. 46% said alwaysDo you wash your hands every time you come home?
  44. 36% said daily warIs the thermostat a fight in your house?
  45. 14% said yesHave you stood up the second the plane landed?
  46. 7% said minimumDo you arrive at the airport three hours early?
  47. 9% said every wordDo you read the terms and conditions?
  48. 32% said walkDo you walk on escalators or stand?
  49. 60% said love itWould you eat alone at a nice restaurant?
  50. 54% said yesHave you gone on a date with someone who looked nothing like their photos?
  51. 45% said guiltyHave you ever hidden a purchase from someone you live with?
  52. 72% said i'd tryIf you found $100 on the street, would you try to find the owner?
  53. 7% said guiltyHave you ever returned something you'd already used?
  54. 66% said in a heartbeatWould you take a lower salary for a job you love?
  55. 53% said richerDo you feel richer or poorer than your parents were at your age?